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Monday, October 10, 2005

The Colbert Report


Stephen Colbert, TV's second funniest person, gets his own show, and it debuts next Monday (Oct. 17). Some will argue that this fake reporter is more of a journalist than real journalists. Now he will anchor the Colbert Report, and will likely show the actual anchors how to do their jobs while simultaneously skewering them. The Washington Post has a nice story, as does The New Yorker. The New York Times has an interview, and NPR aired a little piece. (NPR also aired another piece on Colbert in January '05.) Get ready to laugh, and don't be pronouncing those "t"'s.

so sez tox senrab @ 10/10/2005 12:16:00 PM


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